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“So so good!”
“I’m not a Chardonnay drinker, but Shitbag Chardonnay is so, so good! It’s not dry at all. I would highly recommend it, even if you’re not a Chardonnay drinker!” — Michelle in Oregon
Scored a 92 by Pacific NW Wine Competition
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CHARDONNAY• 2023
Unoaked and unapologetic. Crisp, clean, and calls it like it is.
AROMA: Green apple, citrus zest, hint of white flowers
FLAVOR: Crisp pear, lemon, and a touch of green melon
FINISH: Clean, refreshing, with a razor-sharp edge
Paternity Test
New Release - Ships in September
PINOT NOIR • 2024
Light-bodied with a complex past. Reveals the truth in every sip.
AROMA: Red cherry, raspberry, subtle earth
FLAVOR: Juicy red berries, cranberry, and a hint of spice
FINISH: Smooth with a lingering, thoughtful finish
Retainer Fee
New Release - Ships in September
ROSÉ • 2024/2025 Blend
Crisp, refreshing and worth every penny.
AROMA: Strawberry, watermelon, and rose petals
FLAVOR: Bright red fruit, citrus, and a juicy finish
FINISH: Dry, clean, and perfectly refreshing
Full Custody
New Release - Ships in September
CABERNET • 2023
Bold, structured and always stands its ground.
AROMA: Dark cherry, blackberry, and toasted oak
FLAVOR: Rich blackberry, cassis, and dark chocolate
FINISH: Firm tannins with a long, confident finish
Movin’ On
New Release - Ships in September
MERLOT • 2023
Smooth, confident and better days ahead.
AROMA: Plum, mocha, and a touch of vanilla
FLAVOR: Ripe plum, cherry, and cocoa
FINISH: Smooth and mellow with a warm finish
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