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They say good things come to those who wait, but better things come to those who act. Introducing our Shitbag Chardonnay, a wine that’s as audacious and unapologetic as its name suggests. Crafted in the sun-kissed vineyards of Columbia Valley, this Chardonnay is about to redefine your wine standards.

Order your bottle now and be the first to taste a wine that’s not afraid to show its true colors. Limited quantities available, because exclusivity isn’t just for the ones wearing suits.

Order Now – Because once it’s gone, it’s just another wine tale.

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Pour yourself a glass of our not-so-humbly named Shitbag Chardonnay and experience the cheeky charm that only Broken Trust Cellars can bottle. This Chardonnay is a testament to our “questionable” life choices and our excellent taste in grapes.

Nose: Take a whiff and let the bouquet of misadventures fill your senses. Bold aromas of golden apple, a hint of rebellious citrus, and a cheeky dash of vanilla tease the nostrils with an invitation to indulge.

Palate: On the first sip, brace yourself for an audacious blend of stone fruit and a sass of seasoned oak. It’s complex, much like your last relationship. Each mouthful offers a refreshing acidity balanced with a buttery richness, proving that even a wine named Shitbag can show up wearing a tuxedo.

Finish: Lingering and eloquent, much like the ex who you need to stop thinking about while at parties. The smooth, creamy finish will coat your palate and maybe even mend a broken heart or two.

Sustainably sourced from the sun-drenched vines of the Columbia Valley, this Chardonnay not only brings the heat of long summer days but also embodies the cool composure of moderate nights. Enjoy our Shitbag Chardonnay and embrace its intricate layers, much like the best (and um…less than best) parts of your personality.

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Case
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